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Marmot Data

Marmot powered data centers burrowed securely into the sides of mountains.  Marmot’s are industrious little guys, they love burrowing, scampering, and would you believe it, data!

They’re not just cute and furry

The little guys will run forever on a wheel as well. Give them some of their favorite plants and grains, and you have a powerful generator.

Uptime Guarantee

While Marmots are industrious, we vary the species to make sure there is abroad spectrum of Marmot work ethics in play.  (And no, we do not employ and of those lazy Tarbagan Marmots.)

Secure Backups

Remember those trained chickens when you were little?  Same concept.  We teach our Marmots to hit a button to get some high end flowering plants they love to chow.  Hit a button, launch a backup, brilliant!

Safe & Secure

It’s in a mountain, what more do you want?  Oh yeah, you want it protected by angry little rodents who take your data seriously.  Only one answer, Marmot Data.

Dedicated Support

This is a bit of a struggle, as none of our Marmots have proven to be good communicators.  While we are in beta stage, we hope to teach the Marmots to provide world class customer support through a series of clicks and head gestures.

Our Features

Enjoy Preconfigured Setups or Full Control

Marmots are quite inteliigent.  Our trained Marmots can help with all setup.  They also love corn.

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Pricing

Marmot Plans & Pricing

File Management

Safe and Secure Web Hosting & Backups

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Talk With a Marmot to Get Started Today!

Squeek, squeek, nibble, ignore, squeek again.  That means “Marmots Rock” in Marmoteze.

Easy Setup

One Click Installs

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What They’re Saying

Customer Testimonials

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Levi

Lead Marmot, Marmotia

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Frankie

Feed Director, Cornholio

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Eugenia

Chief Marmot Officer, Burrows

Satisfaction Guaranteed

0/7 Non Award Winning Support

Yeah, they still don’t trust people, so you will have to trust them.  Kinda how it works.

30 Day Feed Back Guarantee

If you don’t like Marmots, well, you have a problem.  But if you do decide these Marmots are not for you, they will happily share the feed they ate with you exactly how they expel it.  You don’t want that.

30 Days of Free Petting

They key to successful Marmot run Data Centers is of course the Marmots.  Pet them all day long, and eventually you will gain their trust, or maybe not, but you did get to pet a Marmot.